I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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