So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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