Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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