She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
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