Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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