Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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