dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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