I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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