FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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