She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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