ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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