I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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