so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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