Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
My ATM looks so different sober.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I had to cum in my sink.
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