I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
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