I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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