i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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