u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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