where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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