I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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