ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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