The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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