So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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