I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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