This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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