Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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