"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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