But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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