STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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