Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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