Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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