I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
