Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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