Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
bring money and cleavage
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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