Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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