I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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