they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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