Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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