My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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