It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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