Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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