He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Randomize
