belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
My ass is underappreciated
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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