I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
You're like the curious george of whores
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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