Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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