But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
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