I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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