I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Randomize
