yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Drake has all the answers
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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