I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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