By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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