I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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