Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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