I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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