wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Holy sore nipples Batman
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
