He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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