Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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